liz
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Have some empathy
Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML
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mkylem 0
Wow... They always say,"The mind is the first to go."
jennjennsofly 7
maybe that was his way of flirting with you....0_o
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topbanana 0
at least he didn't throw the cat.
blastvortex 4
Maybe you could look for a better job? Needs must as the devil drives, OP. Also, does it really hurt that much to write full sentences? Try again. PS I hate sentence fragments.
Luciola_fml 0
Oh, I feel your pain. Last year, my school kept a dead raccoon in the community fridge (where you took food from if you didn't have a lunch). *shudders* On top of that, half of my class, including me, had to clean thy fridge... I even found a jar of something that looked like the pico de gallo sauce that time forgot - it was from frickin' 1995. Ugh.
tayloroo2 0
shouldn't this one be on mlia
jakerb0b 0
bitch clean the sand out your ****** and respect the fact that he put his life on the line to save ur sorry ass
fagotron 0
"Forget" to give him his pills, watch him die in pain.
joshherrell18 0
davidcooksangle # 2 and 7 is soooo hot...please put my baluga whale sized penis in your mouth. :)
StevanV 0
looool #18 that shit cracked me up. what retirement home I've been working in them for years and in the same state
Drummerboy1234 0
FRAG OUT!
lolmaster7654321 4
LOL literaly............ and really? if this is true that retirement home is gunna be shut down real soon............ i wonder how many other oldies have dead things in their freezers.