liz
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Have some empathy
Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML
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mkylem 0
Wow... They always say,"The mind is the first to go."
jennjennsofly 7
maybe that was his way of flirting with you....0_o
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Renisca 7
The kitty died? Guess he wasn't a very good vet.
astro_plastic 0
ba dum CHH
Renisca 7
I should just bring a little recorder with that sound on it wherever I go.
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that has a dead cat in his freezer!
uxoriouswidow 0
If 'catty' had a slightly different meaning, I could've had a half-decent pun here.
juliannaaaa 0
hehe frozen cat Popsicle anyone???!!
Jlevrt 0
epic beard man?
Rickyretardo 0
to get him back bring a Asian person to work and see if he freaks out!
da_prince 0
Yeah it's freaking toast get over it. Now if it was the frozen cat then it might actually do some damage. lol
silviam 7
I work in one n I know what u mean.
erjaguam 0
hey it's ok. they don't have a lot of time left. they're also senile. they can't help it. I got hit by a water bottle by an old lady when I used to work in a nursing home. I just shrugged it off. sorry your job sucks.
thetr00per 0
ha he saved it from Vietnam from getting eaten
Basballplaya16 4
this isn't even a fml you just said you love it so how does this even work no fml for having to read this.
repyourcliche 0
oh god, tell me you are being facetious... please, for the love of god and my own sanity, tell me you are not being serious?