Cats and Miscellaneous: Happy New Year to all the cats out there

Happy New Year to all the cats out there

By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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Covid 24

By Yudith - 01/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML

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You deserved it 131

By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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It's called caring, OK?

By gan-1991 - 15/06/2020 23:01

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML

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You deserved it 302

By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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By ktwithaq - 18/10/2010 11:27 - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

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Cat vs. pancakes

By demix_fml - 06/10/2019 02:01

Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By catlover - 13/12/2012 11:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML

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You deserved it 32 327

Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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I like what I like

By Aled - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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You deserved it 3 378

AnnaDeWitt 27

Thursday 1 January 2015 15:35

I don't see the problem here. You got to avoid drunk douche bags and you spent the holiday with a loyal friend. And you got cake!

rainbowsandshit1 20

Thursday 1 January 2015 15:26

Awwwww that's so cute :3

Comments

smokeybgx 10

Friday 2 January 2015 5:52

This is sad and cute at the same time. I'm sorry hope 2015 is better for you, and your cat.

laineym1 10

Friday 2 January 2015 6:16

Sounds like my New Years!

Niedermayer_20 12

Friday 2 January 2015 7:29

Quit acting like drinking excessively and partying are the only activities to do.

jen1097 25

Friday 2 January 2015 7:41

I like you

DewIchigo 17

Friday 2 January 2015 8:21

That's adorbs! I cuddled with my cat when I got home :3

VampOfSavannah 31

Friday 2 January 2015 9:33

There's nothing wrong with celebrating New Years with your kitty, it's adorable!! :) I'm sure she loved the little cake!

RobinGoodfellow 47

Friday 2 January 2015 9:35

That's really sweet! I didn't even have a cat to celebrate with. Can't bake a cake for Netflix. I'm a little jealous of your party with your cat.

Car0line_1 2

Friday 2 January 2015 11:21

Aw this is adorable

fiveforfighting 26

Friday 2 January 2015 17:58

Did she like the cake?

pitapizzaparty 18

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:14

How sweet ;)

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