Today, I realized the benefits at Burger King are better than at my company. I'm an engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, and work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care and more corporate 401k contributions than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, in the current company I'm employed by, I have a better chance at gambling my way to the top, as opposed to working my way up. FML
Today, I found out that, because I'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
Today, after years of being underpaid, I received my first paycheck at my new job. My new employer offers excellent benefits and a 401k. But after I invest in all these wonderful things, and after a $4 an hour pay increase, my net income is less than before. FML
Today, I left my old job and started my new one, which came with a hefty pay raise and better benefits. Previously, I was a lab analyst performing research, which required a college degree and several years of work experience. Now, I'm a gas station manager. FML
Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML
Today, I finally got an offer for a salaried position with the company I've been working for as a contractor for the past two years. They offered less than what I make now, but hey, benefits! FML
Today, after being turned away by nearly all the restaurants in the area, I tried applying at Burger King. They too turned me away. I have a Culinary School Degree. FML
Today, working at McDonald’s, I get lunch money on top of my salary. Well, actually I don’t *get* the money, I can eat the money. No freestyling though, only items that are actually on the menu. I guess my health and my figure won’t be lovin' it. FML
Today, my boss's incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML
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birds_fml 7
Are you stupid? The guy at BK brings home MAYBE 17k a year. I worked full time at Walgreens, and yeah, that's my yearly gross income. I actually got a paycheck of about $1000 a month. Full time. You make, what, 50k at least? That guy at BK would have to have 30k worth of benefits to even equal what you get. Get over yourself, OP. You worked hard to get where you are, and believe it or not, you're fairly compensated. If it's so bad being in your job, then why not get a job at BK? Yeah, that's what I thought.
aktopps 0
Maybe you should apply for a job at Burger King then.
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Comments (126)
JCLPASCUAL 4
dang man...:P
KYLAsaysRAWR 0
número UNO...... burger king doesn't "flip burgers...sorry. número dos...... I work at burger king and make roughly 6-7 thousand a year.... you however make roughly 50-60 thousand a year..... shut up your complaining you can afford a new house and a new car I can't. you can pay for your own healthcare. I can't.
xpopcorn 0
as a Bk manager! we don't flip burgers!
Ellen_Farrah 0
That sucks... =
imhowie 2
The guy flipping burgers also makes minimum wage. Quit your bitching.
fishycanswim 0
Someones not very modest now are they.
jonnybegood_fml 0
haha, now don't you guys with your degrees and corporates jobs look down on me,,,,,,,,,,,,,bitches
TeaWrecks 0
what does OP mean?
TeaWrecks 0
what does OP mean?
xchrist 0
what does google mean??
minirhyder 3
Engineers are among the most undercompensated professions in the United States. They help the multi-billion dollar corporations BE multi-million dollar corporations, and in the end, see very little of that money. He's not a stuck up jerk. He works hard and gets undercompensated. If you guys think 50k is just for an engineer with several degrees, why don't you try it and only then can you call him a stuck up jerk.