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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Brooklyn, United States

Happy Caturday!

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML

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well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.

You're a girl who likes the pussy best.

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holy ****, OP, there will be other cats. pull yourself together

Don't stay with someone you don't love because of an animal. It's not a child. Grow the **** up and break up with that poor sod before he finds out you're mental and does it first.

It's HIS animal. Jesus, grow up. And you'd be a spoiled bitch to try and take it away from him.

Perfectly reasonable. Sorry OP.

Explain how the hell it is acceptable to lead her boyfriend on because of a cat.

He was being sarcastic...

D: Well shit! Sorry 15!

I'm totally in the same boat right now. I know how you feel!

you sound like a grade A bitch. I feel bad for your boyfriend.

**** you, it's his cat.

Lol your life must be quite sad

dont let that pussy! i mean cat be an excuse that your still with your boyfriend do what you got to do!

Or just don't be a freak and realize its just a cat