Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Happy Caturday!
Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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evilamoebaattack 20
well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.
Pwib 14
You're a girl who likes the pussy best.
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tjnaprincess 8
OP don't do that to him..
chosha_fml 26
Coming soon: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. And stole my cat. FML
sweet23_fml 11
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend gone and a note on the pillow. It said " Think we should break up... oh and as i was leaving your cat got out .>". FML.
jhs578650 9
So basically you are manipulating and deceiving your boyfriend to further your own agenda. I don't know your boyfriend, but I am betting he deserves better than you.
kaedemat 3
Take the cat and never go back!
Pixelatedpotato 28
Not her cat
MyS3lf 24
That doesn't sound healthy. Why don't you break up with him and then get yourself a kitten. That would be a lot less loony than what you're doing now, and a lot less hurtful to your boyfriend.
honeymoonroyale 20
This'll bit you in the butt later. How long are you gonna keep that up? AFTER the wedding?
jem970 19
Ok you need to break up with your boyfriend. You are leading the man on because of a cat OP. That is wrong and very selfish because he deserves to find someone who actually cares about him more than his cat. Shame on you for being so mean.
DntLookBack 29
Stop being a complete bitch and using your boyfriend for a cat. If you don't love your boyfriend then grow up and stop leading him on. Then go adopt one of the many cats that need a home from a shelter for your own pet and leave his cat alone.
Fernando83 19
The guy had a cat, that should have been the first sign that relationship wasn't going to work. Take the cat and give him a dog in exchange.
Ms_ValS 27
This is so ignorant. Guys can't have cats?
Fernando83 19
It's not ignorance its a preference and not just mine but most men. Even a small Chihuahua is manlier.
worldclassrager 39
Get your own cat..,or hope it lasts the rest of the cats life...