Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Happy Caturday!
Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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evilamoebaattack 20
well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.
Pwib 14
You're a girl who likes the pussy best.
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kalbrek009 20
You DON'T have custody now....it's HIS cat....wth is wrong with you? You sound like the kinda person who'd take a biological kid away from his father then get him to pay you child support for a child that isn't even yours...afraid to lose custody of a cat that isn't yours??? That's too sad, this is not an fml...this is a FHL for being with someone that messed up.
thejimler 9
Note to self - acquire cat to ensnare women into a relationship
Playful1985 9
so the story of my life.
pazuzus_intern 10
You guys let's not be so hard on OP. We don't know the nature of her relationship, it might be abusive or her boyfriend might be a cheater. OPs boyfriend might not be the victim here.
jhs578650 9
@90 I tend to believe that the conclusion that makes the fewest assumptions is probably the correct one. We know nothing of the OP's boyfriend, except that he has a girlfriend and a cat. One thing we do know about the OP, by her own admission, is that she is the type of person who is willing to play with another person's emotions to satisfy her own agenda. With the evidence provided to us, the conclusion that makes the fewest assumptions is that the OP is the villain of this story.
FML_4life_ 8
Are u the girl from when the FML said 'my girlfriend dumped for no reason later I found on her Facebook page her new bf was a cat...
HoneyBadger666 7
In a a couple weeks, we're gonna see an FML that says something like, "Today, I came home to find a note on the kitchen counter that said, 'We're over,' signed by my girlfriend. 'P.S. I took the cat with me.' It was my cat in the first place. FML."
wizzkid93 9
Cats are adorable. 'Nough said.
hilde43 5
Hahaha steal the cat and run you pussy
Lucky7Samson 10
Today, I realized my girlfriend loves my cat more than my me; the only reason we're still together is because she doesn't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
threer 30
Steal it.