Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Happy Caturday!
Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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evilamoebaattack 20
well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.
Pwib 14
You're a girl who likes the pussy best.
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Comments (83)
BlesstheSilence 11
Wait, what? I might get down voted for this but can't you just get another cat? Seems unreasonable to just string your boyfriend along like that just because you only love the cat.
madamspammalot 15
Mmmm, cats are yummy!
jhs578650 9
@64 I doubt you will be down-voted. It is entirely unreasonable. It is also deceitful and cruel.
lotrgeek 10
Hahahaha I know the feeling OP - except it was my boyfriends kids that I didn't want to lose touch with..
chelseahere143 12
When the cat dies so does the relationship
Inked0803 12
That is really sad. Just get a cat of your own and keep it moving don't stay in a relationship over a cat..
ladybuglet 22
You are being incredibly selfish. This isn't a FYL but a FHL. He probably loves you until the end and you only like his cat. End your relationship with him so he can find someone who loves him. And then get your own cat.
icepick23 12
Just take it & replace it with a similar one. He's a guy--he'll never know the difference.
kalbrek009 20
Shame on you for thinking just because he's a guy he won't notice the ol switcheroo on his cat...I'm a guy & I'd know..all of you who think that it's right to just take his cat ought to be slapped....I was devastated when an old judge (with a hard on for my ex) awarded her my cat as well as my apartment after I put a restraining order on her for abusing my cat & admitting to the judge that she had indeed threatened to throw my cat out of a 2nd story window (tied up so it couldn't land properly)..OP & some of the rest of the people here need some serious psychological help.
thejimler 9
Was that judge A) Senile? B) Stupid? C) An asshole? D) Feminist? E) Horny for your ex? or F) All of the above
Buzzshock331 7
God, It's bitches like that that **** up the law system. And how does you GF even HAVE the right to your apartment and cat.
blueknight1st 26
You never had custody of the cat in the first place seeing as it's your boyfriends cat and not yours.
TheDistance567 10
I can't tell whether OP used poor wording or is actually self-centered enough to believe that she actually has some rights to the cat. I'm personally leaning towards the second one, considering how selfish she is for remaining in the relationship so that she can see his cat.
meegal 12
Eh dogs are better. If it was a dog i'd be more understanding.
Ms_ValS 27
Shallow much? He deserves better. So does the cat.
marinewife01 16
That's pretty pathetic to mess with someones heart strings over their own animal. He doesn't deserve you and neither does the cat.