Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Happy Caturday!
Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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evilamoebaattack 20
well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.
Pwib 14
You're a girl who likes the pussy best.
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Comments (83)
nurchok 15
You've got some serious issues lady
elfie82 2
Steal the cat when you leave! Problem solved.
_smurf_666 5
three words steal. the. cat.
Bitchlady1 4
Oh he'll guys deal with it. You guys got nothing to say but bitch about others lives. Go bother someone who gives a toot it's their decision at end of day and nobody said definitively its the cat that comes first.
sororitytaylor 24
I think this is why my uncle is still with his girlfriend, but it's her dog.
TheLawOfSod 4
Been there, done that... lost custody... don't get life updates at all, even when requested :(
EllaJSwiftie 16
Step 1: break up with him. Step 2: steal the cat You're done :)
alexa31g 10
I refuse to leave my boyfriend because of his dog and he's aware if it.
LumpLegacy 15
I did this once with a bfs dog...let the kitty go its not worth it
EllaHere 16
... Cat-digger?