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By anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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SVelasquez 0

Geez, you can never turn your back on the old people can you? They may LOOK friendly, but damn they can be your worst enemy in a heartbeat.

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goalie20 0

WTF?? It is a DOG. That lady needs to relax!

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depotst 0

You're one of THOSE people!! You have no soul. Please go to icanhascheezburger.com

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Luckster 0

Sue for assault charges, even if she is an old lady. If she hit you hard enough, you probably have bruises to prove she attacked you. Doesn't matter if you look like another person in the eyes of an old geezer. You have a more liable case than she does.

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Nightfallz 0

call the police and press assault charges. petting a dog that's not on a leash is no reason to get assaulted with a weapon

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suckstomyasthmar 0

Did she at least apologize? Cause ya that sucks but at least she had apologized if she did and all

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Prawn_fml 2

Sheesh, heard about leashes, old lady? I'd also encourage you to press charges against dicks like that.

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