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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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By breebree-0 - 04/03/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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Hanging out

By Anonymous - 07/08/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, while giving a presentation, I felt something tickle my nose, but I kept talking through it. Eventually, someone in the front row raised their hand and said, “You’ve got a little, uh… something.” It was a full-on rogue booger. Hanging. Wiggling. For 10 minutes. FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By boogerbrain - 09/12/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

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Goo

By Anonymous - 22/09/2025 00:00

Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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MissGrinch 4

Friday 8 October 2010 2:42

54 and 63, respect other languages please! 1, if you must speak in Spanish, there is a Spanish version of FML for your convenience.

ellice17 3

Friday 8 October 2010 8:53

that snot good for your hair :/

Comments

FATSQUIRELL69 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:46

ewww, take that buisness to the bathroom, use something to cover your nose!! people these days

1personinthiswor 0

Friday 8 October 2010 3:12

How do you postpone a sneeze to have it in the bathroom?

zp5 4

Friday 8 October 2010 3:39

i know right fail

jakii_ 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:47

then tell them you sneezed a big fat slimy booger in your hair and tell then to help you get it out.

Yanni_S 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:50

They definitely didn't think it was boogers... 3 letter word starting with c

jakii_ 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:52

why would a can be in her hair?

Amber_the_Great 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:07

No I think he meant a cod

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 8 October 2010 3:34

Cup?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 8 October 2010 6:57

Cop cot cut cat cun caw cum cad cap coy coo?

SAMHAlN 0

Friday 8 October 2010 17:20

cob maybe?

bigbadtim 7

Friday 8 October 2010 2:02

That's snot very gun.

misstessaelice 5

Friday 8 October 2010 2:02

ydi for not going to the bathroom and rinsing the snot from your hair.

jakii_ 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:05

muffins are better

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 8 October 2010 2:06

Agreed.

jocelyng_fml 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:08

wash your hair in the bathroom

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:08

ewwww. but FYL, OP

20waffleater10 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:09

That sucks for you. This or something like this has happened to almost everyone though, so don't be to hard on yourself OP. Maybe you should have just went in and grabbed it instead of trying to hide it....just saying