Awkward, Dating and Love: Great, just great

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

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You deserved it 6 298

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Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 529

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 784

You deserved it 147

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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You deserved it 5 288

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

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You deserved it 48 194

Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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You deserved it 3 213

Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 718

You deserved it 3 172

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 113

You deserved it 34 811

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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You deserved it 5 870

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 856

You deserved it 2 461

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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You deserved it 2 567

beaglegal 42

Monday 14 April 2014 1:41

Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!

saidoh_fml 26

Monday 14 April 2014 1:41

What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.

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GrandMarquis 3

Monday 14 April 2014 1:49

She seems pretty stuck up, you don't need her

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 14 April 2014 1:50

Hey, it went great for you, you had fun and just try again and you'll find someone eventually. :)

Cwizer 17

Monday 14 April 2014 1:50

Keeeper

maggiefox 25

Monday 14 April 2014 1:56

Girls are bitches.

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Monday 14 April 2014 1:57

And the award for the biggest bitch goes to…

DaMann360 19

Monday 14 April 2014 6:17

Barack Obama

kemando 22

Monday 14 April 2014 2:07

lol, seriously though something must have went wrong for her to react in such a way... Or she's just a bitch.

beaverteaser 16

Monday 14 April 2014 2:17

nailed it!

daisylokes 16

Monday 14 April 2014 2:25

._(2

mchmelev1993 10

Monday 14 April 2014 2:31

Omg:( why did she have to mislead u. Screw her u deserve better

tournamentdecide 33

Monday 14 April 2014 2:31

Don't worry, OP. Some girls are just a waste of time and rude. You probaby deserve better.

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