Awkward, Dating and Love: Great, just great - FML

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

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By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

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Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

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Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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Top comments

beaglegal 42

Monday 14 April 2014 1:41

Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!

saidoh_fml 26

Monday 14 April 2014 1:41

What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.

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ninjacow123 6

Tuesday 15 April 2014 18:08

Did you break her kneecaps with an extendo?

ENSanity1990 4

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:55

I take that as a challenge

BlueRainDude 11

Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:11

Honestly maybe she was joking. Just to get u riled up. I mean it did get a response out of you. So I'd say "ya, u suck at (something or other) who says I want to get anywhere near u again anyways ;)"

DrummerWS 23

Wednesday 16 April 2014 1:45

You sure it was a great date? Sounds like she was a bit of a cow Or you need to brush up on your dating..... Or not ... You know... Whatever

megadki14 6

Wednesday 16 April 2014 21:28

sounds like you dodged a bitch.

aelathehuntress 16

Thursday 17 April 2014 4:26

Maybe she's not that great... You'll find some else don't worry

anjahzebrah 9

Friday 9 May 2014 6:23

haha poor bastard! :c

Idkreckless 6

Wednesday 28 May 2014 21:53

I feel like you didn't tell us the whole story

backmanrv 5

Monday 6 October 2014 21:44

She's a **** mate, gold digger who knows stay away from them

khiiirsty 14

Friday 10 June 2016 19:51

Maybe nothing was "wrong" or went wrong and she just wasn't that into you. That being said "it's her, not you" is extremely applicable. And, it's better for you in the long run since now you can find another great girl who is just as interested in you as you are in her. Good luck OP!

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