Great boyfriend, part 2

By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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Jaymail 18

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Monday 4 May 2020 5:24

Time to get a new Boyfriend! There ARE men out there who would never do anything lik that. Or even think about it.

SylvanXanthias 15

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Monday 4 May 2020 7:25

Dump him.

Hangryko 26

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Monday 4 May 2020 15:36

He needs to be criminally charged for administering drugs without consent and aggravated assault. Also, sue him to cover all of your medical expenses. Finally, dump his stupid ass.

JackWood 19

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Monday 4 May 2020 15:43

Very childish, get a man.

Julyrain 18

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Monday 4 May 2020 19:49

Shiiiit~ literally. I’d so get back at him if we’re still together 🤣

wyntonmon2012 2

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Monday 4 May 2020 20:02

Leave his dumbass

elminty 2

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Monday 4 May 2020 20:02

Yeah that’s when you break up with him that could have been attempted murder by poisoning

Amtrying 4

Monday 4 May 2020 20:17

He sucks!!

lifeis4me 20

Monday 4 May 2020 20:25

Either he’s really dumb, super inconsiderate, or just both. Whichever one it is, he’s not worth sacrificing your safety for. Get rid of him, OP.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Monday 4 May 2020 21:23

This makes me furious on your behalf. Time to toss him out like yesterday's garbage. Also.... he needs to understand how serious this is. He actually poisoned you and you could have died from this. I'd be pressing charges.