Transportation, Cars, Pranks and Dad jokes: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 748

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 111

You deserved it 3 822

By CROCKIN5150 - 14/03/2016 04:32 - United States

Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 795

You deserved it 2 310

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 117

You deserved it 1 727

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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You deserved it 6 836

Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 832

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 264

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 638

You deserved it 5 543

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 596

You deserved it 32 254

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 00:55 - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

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You deserved it 2 787

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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You deserved it 4 730

WolfKing501 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:31

Fun dad you got their lol

Thanatos1206 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

That's when you slash his tires and leave a note saying "Are you tired of driving?"

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bloodlust07 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:34

sounds like something my family would do/)

dannie441 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:37

it's okay my dad would do the same thing and has!

dotty23 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:07

.... My dad does that to me ALL OF THE TIME. @-@

semchuk 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:16

lol from the side.. this is a lmfao moment.. but to you, sorry bro/sis i know what your going.... err walking through:)

Wreakorofhavoc 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:46

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

XxIVIODZxX 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:55

revenge.

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:13

wow he sounds.......interesting heh nice dad ya got there. :P

freshko21 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:32

Lmao OP! Sucks for u but thats hullarious!

lukotheboss2 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:44

trolldad :')

rkurdek 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:03

do it to him next time, say its "tough love"

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Good one, thanks

Same thing different taste

Not a prank, bro!

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