Good job

By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You're supposed to tout your strengths in an interview...but you shouldn't literally toot your own horn.

At least you can interview at Exxon now. You know everything about gas.

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corky1992 33

Have you not seen Step Brothers? Never fart during an interview.

I think you mean do you taste ketchup and onions!

It must've been one hell of a fart.

Actually Ben Franklin was interested in studying farts. He thought if you ate certain foods it could make the gas smell good and encourage people to fart or something. I may be wrong but I found that odd. And as for farting in public I learned how to set off a silent one. My younger sister can't hold a fart if her life depended on it, especially if she bends over to pick something up. The youngest releases silent but deadly. I mostly avoid her.

Well, that stinks. But seriously, what kind of professional interviewer leaves in the middle of an interview? Those things are scheduled, so he should have gone to the bathroom before you got there. Unless it was an emergency, in which case he shouldn't say anything because, had he not left, the smell could have come from him. Guess that fart wasn't so tiny, was it? :D

the worst thing is when you let out a silent fart thinking you’d get away with it and then you quickly discover that your farts actually *stink* that day…