Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, my boyfriend blew half of the money we'd saved for a vacation on a fancy new camera. His reasoning? "Loads of YouTubers are quitting YouTube, there's money to be made." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML
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close_2_the_edge 0
I don't know how people like that get girlfriends in the first place.
misstamz 0
be glad he's not secretly catching your farts to put up
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Comments (100)
CanISmellYoDick 1
Haha! I've heard of that guy.. (I think)
el_muerte 2
How do guys like this even get a girlfriend?
Disturbedfan187 0
win!!!!
xchapperzx 0
gay
LiznessMonster 9
Oh, so THAT'S your boyfriend? Please, you can do so much better.
madhatter100123 0
time for a new boyfriend.
flippidyshit 9
Whats his username?
ihomeiscool 0
wow.............
greekgal44 14
thats epicly awesome, just saying:)
xXCODGODXx 11
pinkbunny can i have ur boobies in my face