Today, my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer. We're very close, and I called my boyfriend, really needing some support. I'd barely told him what had happened, when he replied, "Babe, I'm in the middle of a game here. Call me later." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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Top comments
slytherbitch 15
Normally I'd agree, it's very stupid to break up with someone so hastily. Though I'd assume when OP called, she sounded incredibly upset, which her boyfriend should have heard and thought maybe the phone call was more important than a video game.
Cbizzlez 10
Make love not call of duty.
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DataWog 30
I had a similar experience with my best friend during highschool. My grandfather had just died, and quite understandably I needed some support, so the day after finding out I'm at school and I go up to her in the hall for a hug... I had barely gotten my arms around her when she shoved me away saying 'Not now, I'm looking for my boyfriend!' and walked away. Gee, thanks, bitch.
ViviMage 40
Cancer should make him pause the game. He has no right to call you a girlfriend after that! YDI if you keep him
avapaige1234 19
Well you barely said it yet. So maybe when you start saying it he'll be all ears?
badkid91 11
You should have seen what he was doing first duh... Lol jk, but really though, I'm sure if you told him right away your grandma had lung cancer, he probably would have stopped the game.. Like really, and if not, THEN you have a reason to be mad
joyzofwisdom 2
Next time he calls you, tell him that you're having sex with his best friend, and to call you later.
dfancy 2
Your boyfriend is a dick...
mayallen95 1
break up
eRapper69 10
Dump his ass. If he can't pause his damn game for you, he doesn't deserve you
Hannahp101 6
Leave him.
savannabrooks17 12
Dump him because he's a selfish jerk :D