Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with five other women. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out from my ex-stepmother that my dad and lied about having cancer to cover up the fact that he was losing weight from doing drugs again. He lied about it for 5 years. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
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rache8bab 1
who would say ydi on this?!?!? really?
FernandoTorres_fml 0
The OP is Tiger's son?!
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Comments (93)
0867142 0
I have a brother who doesn't know... it would kill him. My mom found out and kicked his butt to the curb though :) and as for me I have cut him out of my life. He's a jerk. I'm a girl btw
ImaginaryFoe 1
Sorry your dad used you like that. It's not your fault he's a cheater. Hope your family moves on.
angrynegro7 16
You should have drop-kicked him in the sack!
Jman1906 2
Yeah that sucks major :( You must REALLY gotten him in shape though! You should be a couch
LiznessMonster 9
Either you're suggesting OP is very comfortable, or you actually want her to be a COACH.
ashiiya 0
What the hell, drag him back home and slap some morality into him. No sense in treating him like a dad if he's not gonna act like one. You go through all this trouble to help him get healthier and in shape and for cheating? Nice way to use your own kid, bastard. Kick him, I say and let your mom in on it too.
gman81 4
Ok maybe he isn't Tiger Woods or Ashley Cole, but he could be John Terry?
buttshapedfruit 0
std's :)
OBUDDAYJOELPUTTY 12
He's trying to get up on the wheel and get after those beautiful ladies. Props to him.
tboudre 0
yeah!
fernando1980 0
hell yeah way to go dad!!! you should b happy for him!!!!;)
yellowduck23 0
it seems to me like it was your fault...maybe not
Sekococo 0
DILF for FTW
ndiesal 0
MAURY! MAURY! MAURY!