Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML
Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
Today, at the park, a woman asked if I could watch her toddler for a second while she ran to the bathroom. Before I could answer, she ran off. Ten minutes later, a police officer approached me because someone reported a "man lurking with a child." I’m a woman. And not the babysitter. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I waved at a baby in a stroller whilst walking past a pub's beer garden. The baby didn't wave back. Instead, the 'mum' turned around and said, 'Why are you waving at my bag?' I then realised that it wasn't a baby stroller, just a big purse with a blanket over it. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
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Top comments
ninjaassassinguy 17
What a great fake parent
WCARlover 35
Plot twist, the grown men were fighting you for the baby doll
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Comments (78)
vikky538 29
Was it some kind of prank?
jamess2015 12
That's just weird
coldasfire 23
It was probably one of those social experiments on vuoutube
coldasfire 23
YouTube*
shiny_shipper 28
Maybe it was a social experiment?
kristergirl 13
what the Hell?!?!
Gillett 23
Its sad that you can't do something good without being accused of being a criminal. That's why i say **** everybody. i don't do anything for anyone anymore.
myanichole 22
Sounds like one of those shows where people do things normal stupid people do, to get reactions.
EclipseCandy6 24
I feel like Chris Hansen is behind this one
False_Stupidity 42
1. The woman is a dealer and the drugs are stashed in the doll or pram. 2. The two men are the buyers of said drugs, no naturally upset when OP tries to steal it. 3. While the woman was having a drink she was really collecting payment of said drugs which was hidden underneath.
EarlFug 19
4. The doll threatened her, and she ran
Drosophila82 18
The fact that she's a lady should have tipped you off. Men are better at forgetting toddlers and infants in strollers, cars, parks, in tubs etc... . Women especially moms usually fail to do so. That's why men are the superior gender... (I'm being sarcastic, feminists with pitchforks and torches)
Astrum14 24
You're doing a disservice to men and women both with that claim. Forgetfulness doesn't care about your gender. I'm a woman and if I had a baby, I'd forget it somewhere on the first day.
Tonisha1989 11
Exactly. My sister totally forgot my niece once for a second in the car. That was her first child and was getting use to having someone else to look after.