Fundies

By CatOwner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML
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pwincessa23 1

hahaha wtf?! this is hilarious though! I'd probably play along or tell him they're Jewish or something.

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MrFlintstone 5

ops dad: I comand u to believe cat: meow?!?! ops dad: believe or you'll be damned cat: meow!!! (running away) ops dad: you can't run from god!!!!!!!!!

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taltoslove 0

So is your cat a republican now?

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

what were they before? I know they were buddist

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zekecastro 0

I'm putting my cats in my a box for shipment, whats your address? I need my cats to be saved(;

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hectormora21 3

j thought jahova witnesses were bad!

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scruffy_janitor5 1

at least he's not imposing his religion on humans

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spartan522114 0

No people reticule religion because they think going against social norms from years ago makes them a free-thinking non-conformist.

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MareNostrum 0

(I believe you meant 'ridicule'?) Ok, so everyone who ridicules religion is simply pursuing pseudo-individuality? I'm sure there are some who do that, but is it really reasonable to assume that is the general cause of religious ridicule? Many people ridicule religion because many religions propose far-fetched and unproven concepts, play on the fear of the unknown, commit mass atrocities to defend these concepts, and establish human institutions whose political power relies on how many believers that they can lay 'claim' to.

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jrl585 0

damn it I became a Hindu to be reincarnated as an animal so I wouldn't have to deal with religion!!! aww well I can be atheist

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The_Hitchhiker 0

Last time I checked, the conversion process requires consent from the converted that they wish to be as such. Your dad didn't convert them, he just wasted his time talking about jesus to cats. His loss (of functional brain cells.)

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knocking 0

Be happy that apparently you take after your mom. Poor kitties. I dislike people who try to impose their religion on others. Although up to now I've only heard of humans trying to convert other humans. It must be even worse than I thought if they are attempting to convert animals now...

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