Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
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Top comments
DomesticAngel 14
most dad's are overprotective OP, I have a feeling my dad would do the same thing -_-
icyfire617 10
Well, accidents happen.
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Comments (97)
kimg0885 23
He's lucky your dad didn't punch him in the face.
Jzigzags 4
Way to stick up for your boyfriend. (sarcasm) you should have at least yelled at your father.
ILuv_toaster182 5
Ha maybe your dad's REALLY clumsy. No but really you must have one real protective daddy! FYL
PurplePika 0
Who talks about that stuff at a family BBQ anyways? ._.
CarouselHeart 11
Your boyfriend is a dumbass if he's been talking about you two boning around your Dad. Not everyone wants updates on your sex life. >_>
noisebox 1
Good for him I would do the same and more....
a5k 4
Yeah your dad sounds like me!!!
kitsune3 20
Anyone stop to realize maybe the word "fun" is in quotes because her dad misinterpreted it? no? Of course not.
iLoveUnionJ 8
Dads are over protective, sometimes. My boyfriend Danny came over for thefirst time, and my dad took him out golfing. Of course, the club "accidentally" hit him on the head.
thecman25 14
this has to be one of the worst FML's that i ever read