Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer, I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
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ShadowLord 3
get new friends.
jonnymohio 2
Take the high road. Don't say anything. Pretend you never saw the schedule. Ask for a room transfer. Move out and don't look back. And once you're out, never acknowledge their existence again.
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Comments (77)
im_wilder 0
find new friends? meehh life moves on or probably you got bad BO soo they had to stay away from you for safety reasons? either way FYL
Booster456142_fml 1
Dang that's cold
itssambitch 0
Wait until it's late at night and they're sleeping. Then go right next to them and whisper "thanks, now i don't have to put in any effort avoiding you."
pennies_lane 6
that's just ******* creepy.
ckjacques53198 0
**** them. probably all gay for each other
KVKdragon 26
take note of your schedule on another piece of paper, hide it from your roommates, and tear that altered schedule of yours to pieces. I'd also put this pieces on their beds just to let them take a hint that you won't stand for any stupid alliances.
aback 5
Sounds like you DO get along great. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
sureshotrx 0
Best thing you can do is confront them in a mature fashion.
toriluva 0
ok ya um fml I'm guessing u got nobody or ur just a crazy alockaholic looser
TheThrasher_fml 0
i know that feeling like 2 months after my 17th birthday my goto guy for hanging with quit hanging with me. and we were good friends for 6 months
Usuario 25
that's really sad, get new friends