someonevexed
Germany
Freudian slip
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Anonymous
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Anonymous
Kenton, United States
Or so you thought…
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Laura
Paraguay
What's my name?
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
wellthen
United States
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Lloydminster, Canada
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
Top comments
Stupidity_9 0
The most hilarious thing, is that my brother's friend said he hates gays because they "might hit on him". But, at that exact moment, the most flamboyant boy at our school whipped around and said, "honey, you ain't my type." I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. But, the mother thing, is a wee bit odd. I might ask him about that, if you haven't already.
toomuchcoffee 0
I once called my teacher "mom". He's a guy.
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Comments (72)
darknut79 17
Ftw =}
writergirl69 0
#2 bitch, he can go to whatever the **** bars he wants to.
shaggy1508 0
thankyou! someone needed to say that!
YourSweetie 0
I like gays!
RileyFerrari 0
122's a ******* homophobe.