someonevexed
Germany
Freudian slip
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Anonymous
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Anonymous
Kenton, United States
Or so you thought…
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Laura
Paraguay
What's my name?
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
wellthen
United States
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Lloydminster, Canada
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
Top comments
Stupidity_9 0
The most hilarious thing, is that my brother's friend said he hates gays because they "might hit on him". But, at that exact moment, the most flamboyant boy at our school whipped around and said, "honey, you ain't my type." I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. But, the mother thing, is a wee bit odd. I might ask him about that, if you haven't already.
toomuchcoffee 0
I once called my teacher "mom". He's a guy.
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Comments (72)
emo_devon 11
...homophobe.
emo_devon 11
I know! I hate how ppl are hatin' on other ppl just for having a different preference.
emo_devon 11
....just because they're defending ppl that are getting insulted just because of a harmless preference, it doesn't mean they're gay. you're just being a narrow minded idiot.
emo_devon 11
....weeeiiirrd.....how can you think bi ppl are awesome if you're homophobic?
emo_devon 11
wtf. how can someone deserve horrible stuff happen to them due to their sexual preference. if you can't tolerate them, then piss off. the world can do way better without homophobic beliefs.
xXscream_girlXx 0
hmmmm.... tell him how you feel?? but other wise, mess with him, act like a mom and maybe he'll stop!! and more power to you! gay people totally rock!!! :)
Anaxes 5
That is the one of the most illogical statements I've heard.
brit8741 0
Dude. Seriously? I've seen, like, two offensive comments on here. Yeah, that's really rude, but don't go ranting off like everyone who isn't gay is a homophobic ass. That's just as judgmental as the people you're talking about.
WeselyDa 0
suck my **** #18
pen_island21 0
why were all these comments moderated? and wow I would not want to hav my bf call me his mothers name