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It sounds a lot like gastroparsis. A complicated medical issue which a doctor can diagnose. There are medical tests for it. Keep at it with the doctors. A GI Specialist. Good luck.
Have they tried proton pump inhibitors (Nexium or Pantoloc)? Those reduce the stomach’s acid production and can even be available without a prescription depending where you live.