Love, Awkward and Public freakouts: Freaked out

Freaked out

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 19:34 - United States - Pocatello

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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MissCloudy249 14

Tuesday 25 August 2015 6:49

You must have a killer smile, OP!

ww431 15

Tuesday 25 August 2015 6:47

Sucks! Don't take it personally though, plenty more girls around! :)

Comments

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Tuesday 25 August 2015 7:10

so you've finally found the reason. Now practicz in front of a mirror to change your smile

WOTAN1488 24

Tuesday 25 August 2015 7:13

Interesting... Try not to smile? Lol no really, don't smile. :) But seriously, better luck next time I suppose, you can do it

ukeandfoodislife 19

Tuesday 25 August 2015 7:15

Honestly if she left purely because your smile was "psychopathic" then she doesn't deserve your time. Plus, if she thinks you're hot, I'm sure plenty of other girls think so too. Try to talk to more girls and be yourself. Keep your head up, OP. One day you'll find an amazing girl(:

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 25 August 2015 17:15

I don't know, you can't really blame a girl for running from a serial killer slasher grin.

SaniK 17

Tuesday 25 August 2015 7:20

Practice smiling in the mirror and remember, less is more.

counting_graves 0

Tuesday 25 August 2015 7:26

Brush yo damn teeth and make sure no food is sticking out.... Ya psychopath

hipposteve 21

Tuesday 25 August 2015 7:27

pshh. her loss. dont sweat it

TallMist 32

Tuesday 25 August 2015 7:53

Anakin Skywalker, is that you?

Rababco 29

Tuesday 3 May 2016 5:15

No, that would be if OP monologued about how much he hated sand. If Anakin can get Padme despite his awkward dialogue ,then I'm sure OP will eventually find someone who accepts him too.