Today, I found out that when they put "Take with food" on the side of antibiotics, what they really mean is "Take with food because this stuff is gonna liquefy everything in your G.I. tract, and make you have to run out of the middle of calculus for the worst diarrhea ever." FML
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Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics for an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. FML
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
Today, I'm on my second day of a week of antibiotics to treat a bad urine infection. Incidentally, the pills seem to be giving me extremely loud, frequent, gut-wrenchingly painful and smelly diarrhea. Only 5 more days to go. FML
Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML
Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML
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perdix 29
Don't blame the anitbiotic. Calculus can give you the *****. Especially if you have a bad teacher.
elenaa_fml 0
hahaha this is how fmls should be.
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Comments (78)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
This was a surprisingly well written fml... Bravo
A_Little_Girl77 12
LMAO.. yeah def listen to the directions.. medicine can **** you up if you don't do what it tells you.. xD
militarybrat 21
It made me puke. I couldn't physically eat anything, but didn't want to disobey the doctor. FYL, but next time read and comprehend the labels.
blondie147 10
It's your fault for not following the directions. They don't just put that on there for nothing.
SquirrellyGirl 20
YDI for not following directions, still, that sucks
dannnngthatsux 19
Uh, yeah. Antibiotics kills bugs. You are full of bugs, in fact you die without them, we cannot digest our food without the microbes help. So you are trying to poison the reservoir to kill the bad guys. But it poisons you too.