Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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OCChef 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lollipopz8988 0
Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.
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popgoestheworld 0
Well you're going to have to find a way to be asexual, because no woman is going to want to be with you because you're a an insensitive jerk. And any respectful guy wouldn't care if a girl was on her period. My boyfriend doesn't. The goal isn't always sex. Women are humans, people. Not objects. Don't treat them a such.
_pk_ 0
Ok, I think the problem started with "I tried to be sexy and...". Why do girls have to be so incredibly slutty thinking that's going to be sexy? That's not sexy. That's just plain slutty. And makes you look like an attention *****. So yes, you had it coming. No girl (I'm one) wears a mini skirt during her period because even with a tampon, anything can happen.
raven_of_azarath 35
Hi, I'm a girl, and I never let my period stop me from wearing what I wanted. Please don't generalize.
alex_vik 1
#124 - If no woman would want to be around me, then why is it that my balance of friends is a 60-40 ratio, with the 60% being women? And since when does saying 'periods aren't sexy' make me disrespectful? I only disrespect people that deserve it. And the point of acting sexy is sex. Also, where did I say women aren't people?
raven_of_azarath 35
I don't like sex, never have, probably never will. But I enjoy acting sexy sometimes. Makes me feel good about myself. Sex is not my end goal, having fun is.
maggs 0
115, Im pretty sure God doesnt want you cussing like that. Im sorry about your problem girl, periods happen. Check your tampon more often! :)
lindsey88 0
you people are ridiculous. you obviously have never been on spring break.
iloverichardhell 0
128, thats because spring break is laaame
popgoestheworld 0
#126 Because the women you are friends with probably don't respect themselves enough to be friends with a decent guy. You suck at life. I hope in the future you grow up a little and you aren't this ignorant.
lindsey88 0
i think this has gotten a little out of hand
superson_fml 0
Well maybe you should just change your tampon more often! :B
Kellayy 0
didnt you know.. you were on your period?