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By Cheated - 05/09/2023 22:00

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Today, it’s my honeymoon. I waited patiently for a year and a half to have sex since I respected her “No sex before marriage” rule. However, my new wife has a new rule: “Sex is for procreation and I’m not ready to have children yet.” How much longer should I wait to make love to the one I love now? FML
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Charlie Given 26

Hahaha you've been scammed run dude and run fast.

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RichardPencil 30

And after you've had all the children she wants, it'll be no sex forever. If you like her company so much, divorce her and keep her as a roommate. Then, find women to have sex with.

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drewbreezy 2

ask her what’s the worst to happen. you both have orgasms, have a deeper connection, and less stressed out. women need to not use sex as a weapon against their men who bust ass to pay bills and have such a high expectation of being a husband. bro I hope she is very special to you, when you married you should at least be getting 1 bj a day. you know what they say, 1 bj a day keeps the doctor away lol

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joseph_rod_05 14

a lifetime, thanks to your naïveté

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tomcook14 7

time for divorce lol it was never consummated anyways.

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HouseOfM 8

How unless you just as religious did that seem like a good idea. There had to be Warning signs

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toooldforthis 19

have you seen her naked? I have a few pounds I could afford to lose myself and I am very sensitive about it

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