Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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Top comments
kyuubi1 14
well thats one way to make an impression.
nomtard 16
And it's times like this you are so glad it was just a date. FYL, at least you don't have to see them again.
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Comments (62)
hxnnxh 14
She turned up completely hammered and you stayed? That takes either dedication or desperation, hope it's not the latter Op!
worldclassrager 41
Well you would pay anyway...girls never get the check unless the guy bails...on to the next one maybe...
lord_meloetta 20
I am a girl and I have been on dates and paid the entire or my side of the bill. I will never let a date pay the entire bill because it's very rude.
gracehi 33
Boy, did you luck out! **** ups don't usually reveal the **** upedness until you're married and have twelve kids together! (3 are biologically yours, 5 are fosters, and 4 are adopted. You're very compassionate people despite your flaws in this hypothetical situation I 've made up.)
sirrubberduckie 37
I love that you've constructed this whole scenario.
KuzzBuzz3 15
yikes..
vikky538 29
not everyone has lots of love to throw it on people.. some people only have puke to throw up... fyl op
Demoniq 25
This sounds like a severe case of the Rajesh Koothrappali :P Which is totally fictional and therefore I say FYL OP. Better luck next time!
baseballbv 17
Raj had a case of mutism, not be a bitch, get blind drunk, puke, and leave syndrome.
Demoniq 25
Oh? I've never seen the show, I was just taking a wild guess!!! ...or implying she had to get drunk to speak to him and it got out of hand. Lighten up dude.
mld4657 28
lesson learned, no more blind dates
sjbartholome 14
You should have left the moment she showed up drunk.
someguyhere 12
Crap, dates don't like it when you do that?
thatoneninjadude 14
I'm sorry OP that would be a terrible first impression.