Love: First and last

First and last

By hannaholic - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 044

You deserved it 5 005

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 092

You deserved it 4 131

By Lori - 04/11/2015 18:46 - United States - Littleton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 796

You deserved it 2 000

By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 945

You deserved it 208

Weird encounter

By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 362

You deserved it 128

By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 199

You deserved it 7 964

Unlucky in love

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 129

You deserved it 165

Great meeting you!

By Anonymous - 04/10/2025 09:00

Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85

You deserved it 463

Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 625

You deserved it 158

Bad omen

By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 064

You deserved it 122

Charming

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 378

You deserved it 118

darkmis1 17

Friday 3 July 2009 16:04

Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.

Sevenfold 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:02

Ouch.

Comments

lucksnothear1 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:33

ohhh.....welll...no im sorry i can't put good spin on this one....

zoolander951 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:38

why is everyone saying husband? she could be lesbian

christopherlove 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 6:25

FYL indeed. He should have waited until after the sex to tell you.

livngood_fosho 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 6:45

well its a good thing to know..

theedeevaa 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:58

dump him, dump him, dump him

AdamGD 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 10:57

You gotta love open relationships!

ms33 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 11:50

ouchh that sucks. at least it was the first date where he told you rather than 3 months into the relationship or something

Psodium 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:38

Maybe he felt guilty after the kiss?

corporalusmc 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:52

ur ******* stupid and deserve to rot in hell!

Crzy_EyesSunrise 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:35

Well at least he told you, right? Still, to steal a kiss BEFORE mentioning it was--well, lets just say he's a bastard and leave it at that.

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