Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML
Today, I suggested that my mother download Skype so we could video chat while I'm studying in London over the summer. After I had explained how it worked and that it was free, she said "Well...you'll only be gone for a few months. It's not really worth it." FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, my parents refused to visit me at college because "the flights are too expensive." They are currently shopping for a new car to replace my mother's two-year-old Porsche. FML
Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML
Today, I was telling my mom about how my dentist lectured me for not doing a cleaning in the past 5 years. I haven’t been able to do so because of affordability. My mom asked, “How about the thousands of dollars you spend in concert tickets and plane tickets to party and slut out with your friends every year?" FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
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2cool4you 0
thats something mine would say
mosarmini 0
Well take a hint xD
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Comments (152)
DJ_Chutfield 4
Look on the bright side, you'll be taller than everyone else.
Andyangels27 0
just a joke?
CHILL222 0
thats wht my dad told me when i went to florida, but he was jokin
hailey_hillbilly 2
thats funny, just leavw and get ojt of ur moms hair
ChefBoy6382 0
right, you'll work while your there and afford the plane ride home, **** your mother
iFruit 0
aye karumba mumba
sharkshaveteeth 0
Sounds like something my Mom would say, although at least I would know that my Mom is joking!
plexico 4
Your mom is just trying to help you. You ought to go to China, it's where all the jobs are! Of course, you have to take 37 cents an hour and not be real picky about labor, safety and environmental standards. Make sure you use some of that money to buy America's debt! Thanks.
yaktazuki 0
I agree with #62
kukopia 0
Then you should have replied to # 62 so we know WTF you're agreeing with. DumbAss
zipykido 0
I could move to China and feed a small village with my tuition money. That's more of an FML than the OP.