Too many people watch shows like Law and Order where suspects who've obviously done a crime and freely admit to having done it get off on technicalities or obscure rules, and then they think that's going to work for them too. Sorry your former client is one of these geniuses, especially now that she's libeled you.

If every inmate who claimed innocence actually was innocent, jail cells would be empty.

A victim complex that would make the entirety of tumblr proud.

I had to read it like ten times before I understood you were the attorney.

Well according to "The Shawshank Redemption" "Everyone's innocent in here."

What book?

Maybe that book will also be turned into a successful TV series!

Maybe while in prison she took the creative writing class taught by O.J.

short term memory, long term punishment

Sue her for libel