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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By sadlife - 06/01/2011 03:35

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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evangldbrg 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:26

Another reason FB needs a dislike button as well...but seriously, FYL dude.

NuclearWinter 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:24

Ouch. Don't get torn up about it. You're too good for her.

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I95BITCH 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 19:29

Damn,damn that's all I could say

RosiePatosie 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:17

Don't regret clicking the like button! She thinks you've moved on as well now :)

MaryPoppins88 14

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:27

annnd unlike...

hateevryone 14

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:43

thats when you dump her over facebook

winniepoohbear 0

Monday 18 July 2011 12:31

your gfs a *****.

dennisisgood100 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:43

Been there an done that before :,/... Hate it when that happens... I feel bad for you

caroncarol 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:30

FB screws up people's lives. been through that... it sucks. FYL, sorry to hear about that.

Tylerj1124 12

Thursday 20 June 2013 15:29

Exactly. Go along with it. Say you felt the same way.

ITS_Arnold 7

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:37

Man that's just Facebook, full of naive idiots in relationships. Drop the chick and get a hen.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 17:29

and un-like

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Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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Today, I made spaghetti bolognese for three people. Of those three people, only one got food poisoning. Me. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

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Today, in an attempt to get some guidance from my college advisor, I emailed her, saying I was contemplating going to another school because I felt so helpless about my GPA, and was sure I wouldn't get my major. I asked for advice on raising it. She gave me instructions on how to drop out. FML

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Today, my wife threw my Macbook out a window and tore up important work documents, all because she saw me talking to a female colleague of mine. I confronted her about the damage, and she responded, "Go ask the bitch you were with the other day to help you with that." FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML

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