Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, my fanatical Christian stepfather told me that my genetic illness is a result of demon possession, and that I'd be cured if I allow his church to perform a "healing prayer demon expulsion" on me. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, while assisting my kindergartener with distance learning, it became apparent what an incompetent bumbling mess his teacher is. In-person learning resumes next week, and I'm terrified to leave my child in a classroom with this man. FML
Today, a licensed child psychologist with 20 years of experience threw my son out after his first appointment, with the immortal line, “You must be taking the piss, there’s a church in town, you’re gonna need their help more than mine.” He’s probably right. FML
Today, after all my years of teaching, I may have met the most ignorant sack of sentient excrement on the planet. A man came into the office demanding his son be transferred out of my class because he can’t be an "alpha" if he’s being taught by a woman (read that as "bitch"). FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wants to pull our son out of school and homeschool him, because the “liberals” made schools into indoctrination centers that teach children to be, and accept, “gay pedophiles” and other “woke-ass bullshit.” Sometimes I ask myself what I saw in this lunatic lady. FML
Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
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Top comments
syki 22
Stone her.
sabby7 17
I've said it once and I'm gonna say it again. I can not stand people.
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Comments (113)
Kitouran 30
The closest to religion that is legally allowed in schools is the pledge of allegiance.
Glynnis62 13
So being a kid or having learning difficulties is similar to being demonically possessed?
UncleAdolf 6
I can take care of him for you....
8Dirty1 24
you never know OP you might end up being the nutjob in the end:)
HellboundAlleee 4
She has no right to bring her religion to the classroom like that, if your kid is in public school.
TheAspieDork 27
If I had to deal with her when I was a little kid, I probably would have ended up getting in a fight with her.
cecedarling 21
Good for you for not tolerating her behavior. Remove the child, remove whatever funding the school may receive from having him in their school. Win win in my book.
ThrottleJockey 36
I wouldn't get too concerned until she starts splashing him with Holy Water, screaming ,"the power of Christ compels you! ", while a young priest and an old priest read Scripture in the background.
Rkikkas9713 25
Bible study or world religions classes.
ShipBandMembers 9
I'd take it further into reporting it and talking to a lawyer about it