Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, my fanatical Christian stepfather told me that my genetic illness is a result of demon possession, and that I'd be cured if I allow his church to perform a "healing prayer demon expulsion" on me. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, while assisting my kindergartener with distance learning, it became apparent what an incompetent bumbling mess his teacher is. In-person learning resumes next week, and I'm terrified to leave my child in a classroom with this man. FML
Today, a licensed child psychologist with 20 years of experience threw my son out after his first appointment, with the immortal line, “You must be taking the piss, there’s a church in town, you’re gonna need their help more than mine.” He’s probably right. FML
Today, after all my years of teaching, I may have met the most ignorant sack of sentient excrement on the planet. A man came into the office demanding his son be transferred out of my class because he can’t be an "alpha" if he’s being taught by a woman (read that as "bitch"). FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wants to pull our son out of school and homeschool him, because the “liberals” made schools into indoctrination centers that teach children to be, and accept, “gay pedophiles” and other “woke-ass bullshit.” Sometimes I ask myself what I saw in this lunatic lady. FML
Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
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syki 22
Stone her.
sabby7 17
I've said it once and I'm gonna say it again. I can not stand people.
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wordygirl 11
Pick up some holy water from your catholic church, make a sign of the cross on his forehead with the water on your finger. Then you can put it to rest. If you don't give it a try, you will be looking at him strangely. She could be right and she could be wrong.
cupcakebruh 21
Creationism is in the school curriculum if you go to a catholic private school. But they are also required to teach evolution and everything else. I went to a Catholic elementary school, and they taught us both, but immediately after told us that the Big Bang Theory and Evolution are myths and a bunch of mumbo jumbo..
Rkikkas9713 25
You all seem to have misinterpreted my comment. I'm saying that to the person who said something about no classes are legally allowed.
Slajdeer 8
I'm not saying.the teacher is right.. I haven't met your son..but sprinkle.a bit.of holy water on him just to be sure :-)
Reihna_fml 14
My sympathies for your ordeal, OP. At least you found out now, rather than later, that your son's former teacher is a brainwashed idiot.
renegadekid2002 14
Here's what you do. Step 1: contact the local news Step 2: slap her in the mouth and call her a ******* dumbass Step 3 move to a different school.
jlujan00_fml 9
Theism: not even once
NinePlusTen 4
Sorry for the ydi, misclicked.
RetroGameNinja 7
UR SUN IS A SP00PSY GOST KIL HIM PLZ
TheNotSoGoodDay 10
*next post* today, my son peed on the floor and licked it up, in FRONT of guests