Gross, Awkward and Kids: Ewwwww

Ewwwww

By EwFace - 06/06/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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You deserved it 13 665

By Shiverice - 13/10/2012 11:22 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML

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Teaching moment

By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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You deserved it 6 368

External validation

By Anonymous - 09/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML

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You deserved it 104

By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML

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You deserved it 377

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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You deserved it 3 180

By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 38 251

By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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You deserved it 5 283

Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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You deserved it 48 862

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Saturday 6 June 2009 22:58

Lol, that's harsh.

technobutterfly 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:59

Why would you say ew because of soap bubbles?

Comments

jenn22_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:50

little kids aren't afraid to speak whats on their minds. lol

kbbe48 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:19

okay, this is a LITTLE BOY who just learned a new word. He wanted to use his new vocabulary. Wheen my little cousin first learned that 'Ew' was related with smell and flowers were supposed to smell, she would go up to all the flowers, smell them, and go "EWWWW!" I really don't think it means anything. 104=win

fegd 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:50

he was just trying out the word. duh

maverick11e 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:15

Little kids don't lie. You must be one ugly bitch!

divesh777 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:31

omg...ur username is actually Ewface! Lolzz!!

7676109 1

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:33

Guys, there is a character limit for FMLs. "He proceeded to" is shorter than "He thus decided to" or whatever else we can come up with. And what's so bad about "proceeded" anyway?

darkelf06 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:05

LOL this made me laugh so ****** hard! #115 people complain too much, there isn't anything wrong with using the word "proceeded"... maybe people whine about it because the word is too smart for them.

Dopehead666 21

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:27

Awwh... that sucks. I'd probably of ignored him or punished him... make him go in his room until/and realize/think about how it is rude. But... I hate babies and children... =/

Twins_Rock27 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:18

chill he proby was just kidding. jeeze there just kids

thuryn 2

Monday 8 June 2009 2:46

#115: Except that "pointed to" is much shorter than "proceeded to point to". You fail. I already explained above. "Proceeded" is intellectual fakery used by stupid people. #104 FTW!