Intimacy: Erm… what? - FML

Erm… what?

By UrbanCass - 25/06/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control, because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

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starflake 3

Friday 26 June 2009 10:23

Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.

Sawadee 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

No control is the best control.............. You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink

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prettygurl89 16

Saturday 16 January 2016 14:40

You're an idiot

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