Erm… what?

By UrbanCass - 25/06/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control, because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML
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starflake 3

Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.

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Sawadee 0

No control is the best control.............. You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink

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Rxoxdx 0

Always use birth control(condoms, the pill) if you don't want kids dumbass!!

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Makadog 0

Maybe, she can meditate on if you want a boy, or a girl!

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LokitaAzulita 4

Yea there are more reasons than one to use a condom..........STD's and HIV is a perfect example especially if yu don't know someone that well

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interesting33 36

You might have had STDs they are right - why not ask her what control she used BEFORE sex?v<:)

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DrummerWS 23

And you didn't ask? Sorry but you're a ****** moron

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