Intimacy: Erm… what? - FML

Erm… what?

By UrbanCass - 25/06/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control, because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

starflake 3

Friday 26 June 2009 10:23

Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.

Sawadee 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

No control is the best control.............. You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink

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Baytheshark 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:34

Hi daddy

Rxoxdx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:55

Always use birth control(condoms, the pill) if you don't want kids dumbass!!

Makadog 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 6:56

Maybe, she can meditate on if you want a boy, or a girl!

LokitaAzulita 4

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:46

Yea there are more reasons than one to use a condom..........STD's and HIV is a perfect example especially if yu don't know someone that well

interesting33 36

Monday 5 November 2012 19:52

You might have had STDs they are right - why not ask her what control she used BEFORE sex?v<:)

DrummerWS 23

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:26

And you didn't ask? Sorry but you're a ****** moron

Wildghost123 13

Monday 28 April 2014 5:31

You just might be a father now

worldclassrager 39

Friday 2 May 2014 19:22

Probably a morning after pill

ThuNDeY 23

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:35

Wait that doesn't work?!?!?

fallenkilljoy 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 3:14

You're a dad

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