Enough!

By pissed off - 02/07/2014 21:52 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the features lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, and I can't sleep. FML
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howsthisforaname 34

Every time he does it go to the main circuit breaker and flip it, then go back to bed. All power in the house will be out, he will have to get up to turn it on and reset all the flashing clocks, he will very quickly get sick of doing it. No damage done and though there may be an argument involved he can't claim the moral high ground.

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sohibil 6

Take out the lightbulb. That should do it.

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mwanaa 7

I gave U a I deserve it cos U couldn't figure out to unscrew the bulb.

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omg_kill_me_now 2

Some people are saying to unscrew the bulb... You could also try buying a cheap sleeping mask...?

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BananaMan844 4

Try purchasing one of those night blind-folds with the elastic on them. Sleep guaranteed.

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TheBlakout 5

Unplug it? Unless of course it's an installed light. In which case smash both it and your father's face with a big rock.

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whymeplease44 8

put tomato soup in his shower head or gravy and then steal his phone and "forget" where you put it so that you can mess with his lights then when you give it bacl blame it on glitch so he'll delete the app

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