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All FML commenters can relate to this
i can?
because people seem to hate the "shitty situation" jokes
Your dad has some real shitty jokes.
that is a shitty attitude. He helped bring you into this world.
You made an FML expecting sympathetic comments. Much misled.
It's his mouth you want to remove, not his eyes, just saying
But everyone knows you must destroy it at the source. Just a little heads up OP, The fastest way to the brain, is through the nose. If you already have the spoon with you could have your little mummification ceremony.
Make sure it's not with a steak knife like the earlier FML...
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I was recently on a 2-week Europe tour with my Rotary Exchange District and got food poisoning the first day. Our trip chaperone kept making pregnancy jokes at me the whole time on our way to the doctor's. I know your pain. Also, we practically lived on a bus...
Make a complaint to the restaurant that their food made you sick, hopefully they don't just try to give you a new meal free ending you up in the same situation.