Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML
Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
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Jcsati8 0
someone smells like a bitch!
MaranDoll 0
Get some new deodorant? :P
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Comments (75)
kspy 0
awee i'd probably smell like dog too. i have two of them and they're a huge part of my life. try using a perfume or cologne when going out or something. that's what i tend to do.
palmdrive 0
you need to take care of your hygiene. go take a shower!
Rachelgrl1989 0
Well, dogs do smell, but yes you could have taken a shower if you didn't earlier
Alex_DeLarge 0
lol #6 OP, your friend probably knew it was you, and was just having fun at your expense.
NorfolkDude 2
Just FYI, I recognize things very well by smell. I had a friend who I could smell the dog off of whenever he would pet it. I don't think it has any implication on your hygiene. If you were petting your dog earlier, it could very easily get in your clothes. So don't feel bad about it, dude or dudette. However, if you really feel bad.... change soap or something.
B00_fml 0
I usually identify friends by voices, but one of them smokes so I know it's her before she even talks.
marykateex3 0
So FYL because you: a) don't shower enough b) use crappy deodorant and/or c) don't have a sense of humor? Just no. I've said it once and I'll say it again: who is moderating these?!
jonny1878 0
bad times
paperfox_fml 0
Eh, what? Smelling like dog does not equal poor personal hygiene and a need to change deodorant. If you have an animal and spend any reasonable amount of time with it, you're gonna smell like it. It's not necessarily a bad thing, that's just what happens when you live with pets. And #18, why the **** would you give a dog a bath just because it smells like dog? Sweetie, that's what dogs are supposed to smell like.
cypher_sonic 0
Better take more showers then.