Emotional

By Czechplease - 03/11/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
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crackz12 10

Well than grow the **** up

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Skittlepickle 13

Be thankful your parents buy you clothes. I spent my childhood naked.

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SkardeyKat 3

Wow, you need to grow up. Now you're probably gonna cry because your girlfriend dumped you because she realized what a baby she was dating. Do your parents still cut your meat for you, too?

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Skittlepickle 13

Mom: *Holds up meat* Here comes the train!

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Torva_fml 16

You seriously cried? Grow up your 18.... Go shopping yourself.

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perdix 29

I wonder if your girlfriend wil stick around long enough to hear the hilarious bed-wetting story ... from last week.

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DocBastard 38

I'm trying to convince myself that the story OP's mother told his girlfriend is fictional. It's the only thing keeping me from revoking his Man Card.

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FYLDeep 25

I thought you were a doctor. Can't you spot an obvious case of male vaginitis when you see one?

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flockz 19

is this disease cantagious?

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vipirius 18

No need to worry Doc, I don't think OP had a man card to begin with.

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zanguard 0

I'm surprised you didn't prescribe him a large dose of man the **** up.

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captainfalcon7 0

you're a guy... we don't care about our clothes choices.

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Llama_Face89 33

Grab jeans and a t shirt and if they're not too rank throw em on. Begin your day.

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Torva_fml 16

Well 44, that's gross.... I prefer to look, and smell somewhat respectable when Im in the presence of others, and I imagine most people agree with me.

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every1luvsboners 11

You cried because of all the choices? I wonder what you would do at a buffet. Probably have a damn panic attack.

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Heebles 2

Hmph, your own dang fault. Be grateful of what you have and this wouldn't had happend.

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effarve 2

then maybe you should quit being a little bitch.

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peepeeparee 0

Pretty sure like 7 people already beat you to it. Fucktard. :)

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SilentTreatment 7

Sounds like you got a case of being a lil b*tch. My diagnose.... A can of man.

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