Creepy, Trans Rights, Awkward, Underwear and Kids: Egg mode

Egg mode

By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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Comments

doglover100 28

Monday 3 March 2014 23:53

Burn it.

allyiscute1 22

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:57

Why would you want them back?;o

ijimj 11

Monday 2 March 2015 20:31

I wouldn't wear them again

dannnngthatsux 19

Monday 6 July 2015 23:39

nobody ever asked? Why would anyone else know? Sounds like he's messing with you. If he was really a sex-creeper no one would ever know what happened.