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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Dude, gross!

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML

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He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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Comments (213)

myalleyway 9

ew

Hes a keeper...

He is trying to mark his territory.

KILLERTOAST13 4

He doesn't pee EVREYWHERE

He is just marking his territory

Hey when you gotta go you gotta go..

ArmedcrackerR6 8

That's sick my dad did the same shit. If you stay with him you deserve it.

Hopefully the Hawaiian punch jugs had been empty too. Otherwise, they'd really pack a punch!

In your ******? Lol jk.