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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Dude, gross!

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML

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He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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I'd dump him and his piggish ways... Oink oink

fuckmebutdontfml 16

so he must be the one who was peeing out of the second story balcony a few weeks ago

Dump his A$$....that is disgusting!!!! If he does that he will only get worse in time.

Hawaiian punch is amazing

butterytoast 0

That's how we do it old school

skyeyez9 25

Does your house smell like piss now?

JmappelleNoodles 3

How long did it take you to figure this out, exactly?

butterflyz1961 2

Why are you still with him?