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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Dude, gross!

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML

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He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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Come to think of it... Peeing in a toilet isn't as satisfying as it used to be...

KiddNYC1O 22

Way to spike the punch lol.

blackvyper 8

I don't see a problem here.

aaaaah, its amazing what alcahol makes you do!

and you're still with him because...?

You deserve it for dating a doucher!

Ewww but that's how men are!!!

kay_princess14 7

U would 2 if u had a penis

You could always cut his penis off, then he'll be forced to change his habits.

That must suck lol but my boy friend does the same!