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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Dude, gross!

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML

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He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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yeah potty training them is the hardest Part.

A man's gotta mark his territory. XD Seriously though, that's pretty gross.

You're an idiot for staying with this dirty grub

Is he even still your boyfriend?! That kind of habit sounds like a dealbreaker to me.

HunterAlpha1 8

what can i say? man's gotta mark his territory!

mickerdiddly 0

Time for him to sit down! No more 'makin it rain on dem h**s'

Thats normal right?

WTFTravis 5

i do the same thing we im to lazy to go to the bathroom

That's horrible! Kick his ass out!!!!

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