Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross!
Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!
Almighty_Chris97 6
Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.
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Ruffclue 9
He got skills yo.
Perdition 4
I once met someone who double posted; capitalizing "he" and adding a very well-placed "sooooo" just made your comment THT much better.
Senseless_487 29
Pot...meet kettle.
gracehi 33
I once had a cat who refused to use his litter box. Then again HE was a cat sooooo... Your boyfriend has issues.
gracehi 33
Sorry for the double post, guys. This thread was really glitchy earlier and my first comment didn't show up at first so I posted it again and attempted to improve it.
Andrew910 5
Toilets are overrated.
nick457 0
Sounds like me but outside behind buildings lmao , hey if u gotta go you gotta go
immaMonsta 8
Wait a minute, how old is he?
daizttgg 9
Um.... No sorry there is no advice for that, that's gross OP, you should potty train him :3
BecomeMine 0
Haha you should just have a massive waterfall next to your house
swisher_swishin 3
Seems a bit expensive.
Sassafrass1991 3
At least he doesn't pee in your butt :)
I_Punch_Babies 7
if he wont use the toilet then he needs to learn to piss outside...but one unanswered question though. where does he shit?
mhopper 13
I was thinking the same thing! I'd be more worried about shit than piss. Maybe it's time to invest in adult diapers?